Officially licensed by nobody. Shirts, patches, and questionable safety equipment — coming soon.
Heavyweight black tee, hazard-yellow front print. The uniform.
Diagonal caution stripes down both sleeves. Wear at your own risk.
Glow-green enamel dosimeter pin. Reading: dangerously fun.
Heavy fleece, embroidered reactor dot on the chest. Winter tour essential.
The record, on wax. Sleeve art pending. Turntable not included.
Moe's-approved. Holds exactly one questionable decision.